(Sung to the tune of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas')
On the first day of testing, the alpha gave to me
A crash when I look at a tree.
On the second day of testing, the alpha gave to me,
Two misnamed flags
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the third day of testing, the alpha gave to me,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the fourth day of testing, the alpha gave to me,
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the fifth day of testing, the alpha gave to me -
BLAST! Crashed again!
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the sixth day of testing, the alpha gave to me
Six quests a-failing -
Blast! Crashed again!
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the seventh day of testing, the alpha gave to me
Seven backgrounds clashing,
Six quests a-failing -
Blast! Crashed again!
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the eighth day of testing, the alpha gave to me
Eight heroes tapdancing,
Seven backgrounds clashing,
Six quests a-failing -
Blast! Crashed again!
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the ninth day of testing, the alpha gave to me
Nine bugs in saving,
Eight heroes tapdancing,
Seven backgrounds clashing,
Six quests a-failing -
Blast! Crashed again!
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the tenth day of testing, the alpha gave to me,
Ten hidden exits,
Nine bugs in saving,
Eight heroes tapdancing,
Seven backgrounds clashing,
Six quests a-failing -
Blast! Crashed again!
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the eleventh day of testing, the alpha gave to me,
Eleven TODO boxes,
Ten hidden exits,
Nine bugs in saving,
Eight heroes tapdancing,
Seven backgrounds clashing,
Six quests a-failing -
Blast! Crashed again!
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a tree.
On the twelfth day of testing, the alpha gave to me,
Twelve "it's/its" slips,
Eleven TODO boxes,
Ten hidden exits,
Nine bugs in saving,
Eight heroes tapdancing,
Seven backgrounds clashing,
Six quests a-failing,
BLAST! CRASHED AGAAAAAAIN!
Four missing sprites,
Three floor bugs,
Two misnamed flags,
And a crash when I look at a treeeeeeee!
Merry Christmas, Everyone!